You put on all your rainwear, take out your umbrella, and cover your clubs when there is a hint of a light drizzle.
You've never even tried to hit on the beer cart girl. It's practically your duty to give it a shot.
The only consistent part of your game is getting played through.
You have declined a poker night with the boys because you don't want to be "fatigued" for your 7am round.
You only play in scrambles because you don't want your buds to know what you really shoot